小姐妳好:

我和妳只是同坐一輛巴士的乘客,萍水相逢,甚至連名字也不知道,其實不應該多說什麼的。不過,有些事屈在心裡,實在是不吐不快,我想妳也會明白的,那我還是說了……

如果妳真的要穿裙子,真的非要露出一雙小腿不可,能不能最少清理一下妳的腳毛?連距離三四米遠的我也能清楚地數出妳有多少腳毛了!老實說,這實在有點令人不安。還有,我自問對衣著潮流觸角不敏銳,不過覺得白色及膝的連身裙,跟高身紅白間條籃球專用波鞋和黑襪一點也不相襯!這是個人意見啦,妳自己覺得漂亮就OK了……

打擾了,希望沒有對妳沒有造成任何煩惱和不便。

巴士上坐在妳斜後方的男生上

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  1. 咁遠你都望住人?
    你咸濕呀!! =P

    其實…………

    你見到嗰個係人妖,
    所以咪咁多腳毛囉!
    哈哈哈~~~~~~

  2. Other faux pas:

    Low rise pants (back issue) - so low that when one sits on the bus/ subway and leans forward, anyone around him/ her could see everything literally, including the “dirt” in the cracks! Ewe!!

    Low rise pants (front issue) - some ppl like to show off their belly-buttons but forgot to clean that area in particular. There were so many times i was forced to turn my head & look elsewhere when those ppl standing right in front of while I was sitting down…..

  3. 假如那位小姐睇緊叮噹,有冇分加?

  4. @fresh, 好”凸出”呀嘛!

    大佬, 著裙又多腳毛真係……

  5. @Red Jelly, low rise jeans…. I don’t mind all those revealing…..thing.. but I really hate when people very fat still wears low rise jeans, god, all those… squeeze….. outside…..fat… UGH!!!

  6. @pigpen, 冇, 因為一本叮噹抵不過一百條腳毛呀!

  7. “一本叮噹抵不過一百條腳毛呀…..”

    Good sentence! Good sentence!!

  8. HAHAAH…..又係幾礙眼呢…

    不過, 可能佢太忙, 一時忘記呢~

  9. @Red Jelly, it’s just a really annoying scene…. ugh~

  10. @pegpeg, 其實係幾驚嚇, 個女生樣子還不錯啦, 居然這樣…… 會不會是用來趕走男生的策略呀?

  11. 既然留得腳毛,恐怕腋毛也….。哇,諗起都驚。

  12. 不如下次再見到乾脆上前認識她﹐然後建議幾間激光脫毛治療給她。:)

  13. @pigpen, 唔……唔會掛??????? 你唔好嚇我好喎……

  14. @kandi, 我想這樣不太好吧? :) 這些還是……不說為妙呀~

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