月份舊文: September 2004

工作就是興趣

我不能有繁重的工作。

你要是迫我一天工作8小時再加班,我會死的。

我很幸運地,能夠在大學上班。大學上班,很休閒。沒有deadline,沒有人迫你加班,工作量太多會增加人手.

我又很幸運地,工作就是我的興趣。幾乎認識的人,都沒能夠做和自己興趣相同的工作。我偏偏遇上了這份和我興趣相同的工作.

上班,對我來說是一件樂事。

期待

為了令自己生活愉快,我每天也有期待。

我有的期待,是小小的、微微的、不太顯眼的。

我會期待我可以幸運地趕上地鐵,然後期待能站到一個舒適的位置,或許我還會有點貪心,希望能見到一個半個美女。

我也期待午飯吃得愉快,期待沒有什麼阻礙,然後我又有點貪心,期待看到一個半個美女。

「你很沒有大志,期待著無關痛癢芝麻綠豆的事……」你可能會說。

但是,為什麼一開始就要求一個自己承擔不起的期待?

期待自己會賺大錢,期待自己左擁右抱著驚為天人美麗絕倫的伴侶,期待自己坐擁數十輛名貴跑車,期待自己過著無牽無掛養蕃狗住洋樓的生活……

你以為你自己是誰了?

一開始就要一個大期待,只不過是徒然增加自己的心理負擔。期待太大,只會令生活有更多壓力。

太大的期待落空了,平常人怎可能承受得起?負不起這樣的失望,就只能擁著失敗了的期待去見閻羅王。

所以我只有小小的期待,因為萬一期待落空了,我也只不過是有小小的失望。

小小的失望是對人生的鍛鍊,一個半個的失望讓我更堅強。

期待越小越好,每天都有小小的期待,讓我每天都過得很快樂。

What Is Better Than Saying “I Love U”?

Author: Unknown

This is better than saying “I love you”.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, “Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Marty asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”